10. Put a patch of blue on his redshirt
9. Wonder how Scotty survived as a redshirt
8. Hide while exploring a planet
7. Hang around Data, because Data isn't allowed to die until Nemisis
6. Become a Trekie, which causes him/her to be transported to our time, because Trekies arn't around in the 24th century, Trek is.
5. Write a fanfic about Star Trek (waves, once again to everyone who reads Genredevous Point on Instant Classic)
4. Be important to the ship
3. Convince the captain to make everyone refer to everyone by their first name than first inital of their surname, then chage his/her name to "Scott Edwards" - Scott E. get it?
2. Retire or Quit
And the number 1 way a redshirt could avoid death
1. Transfer off the Enterprise, because it seems the most redshirts die there...
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