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Data: Fascinating -- a door marked "Door Number One." I believe it is for you, Commander.
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I wouldn't have opened it if I'd been Riker....
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Captain's Log: Mr. Data has had a strange experience and has asked to be relieved of duty. In the middle of a potential Borg onslaught. Some people are just me, me, me.
Riker: They were all "me, me, me." It looks like Hugh's individuality made it into the Collective.
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Great double joke!
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Worf: Increased security on all decks. Ten men at every door!
Crusher: That would require approximately 83,000 more officers than are currently aboard.
(Everyone stares)
Crusher: Someone has to fill in for Data.
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Who knew Beverly had it in her?
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Picard: So very human... Will, do you think I made the right choice?
Riker: No, I think you made the left choice. Putting one individual's welfare ahead of galactic security is a liberal attitude. Speaking of which...
Picard: I'm not giving you a raise.
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Nice try, though.
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Crosis: Human/Betazoid hybrid. Point out the near-impossibility of successful interspecies reproduction. Disappearance in a puff of logic is immediate.
Troi: Oh yeah? I'm still here, aren't --
(POOF)
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"Dear Madam: The Bureau of Census flatly denies your existence."
Good stuff, Zeke, and nice comic, Kira!