PJH: Hi guys.
PHJ: Egad! He has returned!
PHJ: The prodigal son!
PHJ: Do you even know what that means?
PHJ: ...Not as such, no.
PJH: I see things haven't changed much around here.
PHJ: Well, I got a new haircut, which of course PHJ had to have done the same as me.
PHJ: That was a coincidence, I keep telling you!
PHJ: You can tell he's really buying it too.
PHJ: Persistance always PHJ's forté.
PJH: That and really bad hair.
PHJ: Hey!
PHJ: Now I remember why we chucked you out in the first place. Be gone with you!
PJH: Fine. I wasn't planning on stopping anyway. You're all a leetle strange for me.
PHJ: Says the man with the duck on his head.
PJH: What duck?
PHJ: Right, stop that. It's silly.
PHJ: And that is a bad thing why? This parrot is dead by the way. And I'd like some cheese.
PJH: I think I'll be going now....
*PJH departs at ludicrous speed to the tune of "Dennis Moore"*
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images.
Sergeant: You can? That's amazing!
Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'.
- Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!)
"Everybody loves pie!"
- Spongebob Squarepants
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