[Sa'ar Chasm]

There was a king sitting in his garden when his brother in his ear poured a vial full of hemling.
Stole his crown, and his money, and his widow,
But the dead king came down from heaven
to haunt his son, and said "Hey, kiddo."
I'm your father and it's your duty to avenge my death on Claudius.
Kill him quick and clean and tell the nation what a fraud he was."
The kid said "Well, I'll do it, but I'll have to play it crafty,
But so no-one will suspect me I'll let on that I'm a dafty."

Excerpt from Five Minute Hamlet, starring me (mutely) as all the male roles, Summer 2000.