[Opium]

*Opium, fuyu_ginga, et al, run to tell Zeke about the horrible occurance*
*NeoMatrix comes running in telling everyone that there was another kidnapping*

KillerGM: Too late.
Zeke: I’ll get to it soon.
Opium: But who would DO this horrible thing in my mind?
NeoMatrix: THE BORG! With Captain Kirk!
Persianmouse: RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
KillerGM: What the?
Persianmouse: Ummmmm…
Opium: Okay, everyone, calm down. If we look at this logically, we’ll be able to find them all.
*Alexia comes strolling into the room*
Opium: Did you hear? TopHatMan, John, and Seko have been kidnapped!
Alexia: It worries me.
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.

*meanwhile, in an attic somewhere far, far away…*

TopHatMan: Huh. We’ve been kidnapped.
Seko: Yup.
John: So, looks like we’re in an attick
Seko: Yup.
TopHatMan: I wonder who kidnapped us? Those people in the black cloaks…
John: Must have been DeathEaters.
TopHatMan: I don’t think DeathEaters are real.
John: This is Opium’s mind. Anything can be real. Even that we know this Opium’s mind.
Seko: Yup.
*Suddenly, a voice comes over a loudspeaker in the attic*
Voice: We have kidnapped you. You will have food and water provided poison-free, because it really would be wrong of us to hurt you. We just want you out of the public eye. And yes, we realize the irony that by kidnapping you, we have now put you more in the public eye. We were a little drunk when we came up with the idea. That is all.
TopHatMan: *sarcastically* Oh goody.
Seko: I hope it’s good Sigkitty food. The cheap stuff gives me dandruff.