[Opium]

Seko the Sigkitty had been having a pretty easy life after a run-in with some crazy forumgoers and their creators. But, that was about to change for all of them...

Seko: Hi, TopHatMan, how are you doing today?
TopHatMan: Good. John and I were swimming at the beach. The weather is great!
John: Seko! Hey, how's life?
Seko: Oh, good. I just hope no one kidnaps me again. That would really suck.
TopHatMan: Yes, it would.
John: Yup.
*Suddenly, the lights are turned off, and a scream is heard. Opium, in a cough-syrupy cure-for-the-cough-of-DOOM haze, wanders into the room*
Opium: Huh. Seko, TopHatMan, and John have been kidnapped. Wonder why, unless..hey, I'm the one who's writing this. What the? Oh, no, not another cough-syrup-induced forumstory...

*meanwhile, forumgoers live their lives normally*

persianmouse: Have you hugged your Snape today?
Hotaru: Saddle up and get your rhythm!
KillerGM: I'm only in Grade 10!.
Fuyu_ginga: Mouse is weird. But in a wonderfully funny way.
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.
Opium: So, anyone read Harry Potter?
Tarn-Vedra: I'm weird like that.
Celeste: I just found an interesting thought!
Arzosah: I just had an interesting thought!
Opium: What are they?
*Before Arzosah has a chance to answer, Tarn-Vedra screams, sets fire to the bridge and runs around in her knickers*
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.
Katy Jane: It should be interesting to find out what happened to…
Opium: Before anything else happens, I think I had better tell you all: Seko, TopHatMan, and John have been kidnapped!
*everyone but MaverickZer0 gasp in shock*
MaverickZer0: ...Am I the only one who wasn't shocked?