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ost_uid0]Courtesy of the TrekBBS,
VillainSupply.com. Just the thing for all of us here who are bent on global domination and have a few trillion burning a hole in our pockets.
This is very funny stuff!
[quote
ost_uid0]THE AMULET OF ARANON THE UNREADY*
This amazing occult amulet grants its wearer tremendous psychic powers.** The visions and prophecies afforded the user have led to the rise and fall of nations.*** But beware the curse that accompanies these great powers!**** Let the unready beware!*****
Price: US$9.99 ea.; US$6.99 for lots of 500 or more
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**Well, not tremendous. Basically, the wearer can see things that have already happened, if the wearer was actually present at the time. We grant that this isn't a very useful power.
***We made this up. Although, an Amulet of Aranon The Unready may have had some impact on the resignation of the Commerce Secretary of Trinidad in 1979.
****Wearing the amulet may lead to a slight increase in psoriasis symptoms. Not much of a curse, but then it's not much of an amulet.
*****We have no idea what this means.[/quote
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