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ost_uid0]Well, if you're only going for the first two lines, it can be condensed even further, to:
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] I know this isn't really steak, but it tastes like steak, which is good enough for me.
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ost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b
ost_uid0] Actually, the computers couldn't figure out what steak tastes like. You're eating prime-grade tofu.
I didn't think this was nearly as funny as the others I mentioned, though... Or as the Santa-joke-in-progress, on which mine own tweak is:
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] ...and I wanna be reinserted into the Matrix with a house, and an acting career, and a pony, and lots and lots of steaks.
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ost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b
ost_uid0] And have you been a good little boy this year, Mr. Reagan?
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] I'm gonna betray and kill my shipmates!
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ost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b
ost_uid0] Good. Now get off my knee.
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ost_uid0](by the way, welcome to the boards)[/quote
ost_uid0]
Whoa - I didn't even notice that was somebody new! So used to the same faces, I barely bother checking who says what... So welcome an' good tidings t'ya, Jobe![/color
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