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Old 05-22-2007, 02:19 AM
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Well, my Russian's a bit rusty, but I think it says:

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FRIENDS!

Are you unable to bend your index finger?
Weep no more!

Recent advancements in jelly doughnut preparations have unveiled
a startling and, dare I say, remarkable discovery!

Contact D Marketing now for information on how this flexible treatment can have your finger bending again!
Just call 8052026-30 or fax 3644446-250

No jelly doughnuts were harmed in the making of this advertisement, though a good number were consumed before, during, and afterwards. If this offends your jelly sensibilities, don't hesitate to contact us at cmarketing@mortal.co.il
I may be off on a word here or there, but I think that's the general idea.
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