[Zeke]

Intercity travel is more fun by Greyhound bus than by rented minivan crammed to bursting with your stuff. Good to be back, yo. It'll take me a couple of days to get in gear, but for today, here's a five-seconder to whet your appetite for... stuff.



Five-Second "The Tholian Web"



Spock: The loss of Captain Kirk is tragic, but we must do what he would, and put the ship first. Helm, set a course for the biggest hole in the Tholians' hilariously slow web.
McCoy: You monster! If you cared about what Jim would do, you would go to your quarters with a yeoman and a keg, and leave me in charge!
Kirk's Ghost: BOO! Now could you two please stop bickering and save me?
McCoy: Jim! You're alive! Spock, how do we -- Spock?
Spock: (hiding behind the command chair) Is it gone?