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Old 02-04-2004, 11:02 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Top Ten Ways to Cheat on the Starfleet Academy Entrance Exams:[/quoteost_uid0]

10: Watch Coming of Age and write down the answers.
9: Ambush Wesley in the hallway and tie him up in the janitor's closet so he can't tell all the answers to the Benzite. Or just do that for the hell of it.
8: Before your holographic Runabout Piloting Exam, reprogram the holodeck to place a holographic you in the pilot's seat.
7: Look over the shoulders of other forumgoers who are currently composing their own Top Ten list on this subject and steal numbers 6-1.
6: Steal a shuttle and try to burn up in the atmosphere...no, wait, that's how to get six weeks of shuttle-repair duty.
5: Worried about the Psych Test? Two words: hallucinogenic compounds. Sure, you'll see purple screaming monkeys for three days, but they won't notice any difference in your behaviour during the test.
4: Get the purple screaming monkeys to write the test for you.
3: Learn to recognise a trick question before the commercial break. 1:1 is the only matter/antimatter ratio you can possibly have.
2: Bending the fabric of time to give yourself longer to write is generally frowned upon.

And the number one way to cheat on the Starfleet Academy Entrance Exam (shamelessly stolen from something Marc mentioned in my hearing):

1: Bribe the scriptwriter.

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