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Lana: Fix. Now.
Mad Scientist Grad Student: You don't understand. Holly's dead from the stuff.
Lana: Isn't that the point?
Mad Scientist Grad Student: But she never returned to life. It's almost like she overdosed on drugs.
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Speaking as a grad student, I can attest that this guy is experiecing an unrealistic degree of success. Doesn't he have a supervisor?
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Lana's Mom: Hi, Lana. Welcome to Heaven.
Lana's Dad: And Merry Christmas!
Lana: It's Christmas?
Lana's Mom: It's always Christmas in Heaven.
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*snicker*
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Ma Kent: And so as my first act as Senator, I want to raise taxes.
Reporters: BOOOOOOO!
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That's an odd reaction, considering she didn't pun...
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Chloe: Well, now that Lex has called to tell me about Lana, I think I'll go and look for -- GASP! What's this? A book I just magically happened to notice that just conveeeeeeniently happens to have a piece of paper pointing me to Lana's friend! If I were watching something like this happening on TV, I might find this contrived!
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Tell me again why you keep watching this show?
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Clark: GAK!
Mad Scientist Grad Student: And now to kill you with this buzzsaw thingy.
Lana: No! I must smash you with this jar so that you fall on the buzzsaw and it rips apart your intestines!
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Wait, a pharmaceutical research lab has a buzzsaw?
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Mad Scientist Grad Student: Ha! You don't have the guts!
(SMASH!)
Lana: And now, neither do you. But that really is a pretty offal way to die.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!