07-01-2005, 05:55 PM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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O'Brien: I think I liked you better when I hated you.
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Lovok: No. Because no Changeling has ever harmed another.
Odo: Why did you say it like that?
Lovok: Seemed important.
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Heheheh.
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Lex: Hi, Dad.
Lionel: Just for that, I'm firing all of your employees and blaming it on you.
Lex: You can't do that! Thousands of people will lose their jobs!
Lionel: You should have thought of that before you mouthed off.
Martha: Right. Whatever you do, stay away from the spaceship in the storm cellar.
Nixon's voice: (from the cookie jar) Sorry, where is it again?
Jonathan and Martha: The storm cellar!
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Derek: I can't believe this.
Zeke: ....Yes, I think I'll take your advice, Derek. You can be Fred.
Derek: Kill me now.
IJD: Okay, but not on purpose.
Zeke: Yep. My friend Kate from the police force.
Derek: But why does she look like Fuyu Ginga?
Lawyer: Duh. We're behind everything that's ever happened to you, from the destruction of your bachelor pad to the return of that Newfie vampire who sired you. Remember how your Brita water was empty this morning?
Zeke: Yeah.
Lawyer: We were behind that.
Zeke: Monsters!
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