Anyhow, my TARDIS is probably older than your "ship" by about two hundred thousand years....I've had it from new, you know...
....And you certainly also deserve those Celestial Intervention Agents currently placing you in a chronic hysterisis
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No-one but we are allowed to mess with continuity :?
@Pointy: Do I take it that you agree, then?
By the by, have you seen the Minister of Chance anywhere? I saw him about a decade ago, but never since....