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Old 06-26-2010, 08:16 PM
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Derek: I don't know why we're not getting a wide berth! Can't they see my "Baby On Board" sign?
Come on, the alternative is my "Adults only. Ram at will." sign.

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Zeke: Yeah, but it doesn't exactly flood the ocean with petroleum either, unlike some countries.
I can't believe they did that next to MY FLORIDA! DOT-COM!

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Derek: I'm with them in spirit, but marriage has trained my body out of it.
Untrue! The spirit was willing AND the flesh was weak.

Great first part, Zeke.
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