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Old 02-27-2004, 11:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Klingon Sitcoms:

10) Foes - Following the romantic misadventures of six young Klingon warriors and their search for the one relationship amongst each other they haven't tried out yet.
9) Ship Improvement - K'Tom fiddles with the main reactor controls, gleefully answering his Captain's request for "more power".
8) Married, with Targ - T'Al tries to escape his honorless profession of selling tribbles. The Targ dies in the middle fo the series and has to be reincarnated.
7) Scrubbers - Four young Klingon warriors on their first day on a warship.
6) Emperor of Queens - the bloodiest "delivery boy" serial *ever*.
5) Sex and the Colony - Four female warriors seek to conquer the Klingon Empire by sleeping with every last male warrior in it.
4) The House of Worf - Watch as the once-dignified old warrior Worf and his family navigate the perils of being famous. And rich. And retarded.
3) Warrior Girl - It's always a tough day on the bridge of a warship in the Klingon Navy - but somebody *has* to keep it all together.
2) Screamfeld - Three warriors. One woman. Less blood then you'd expect.

And the Number 1 Klingon Sitcom is:

1) Martok in the Middle - Follow the young years of General Martok as he tries to outwit his honorless and neurotic family.

Next: Top Ten Klingon Pop Songs!

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