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ost_uid0]Hot dang.
Moral of the story: before one buys a cat, one should tug hard on cat-seller's ears to make sure cat-seller is not in fact Ferengi in disguise.
Or maybe he meant "trained to wreck a house" when he said house-trained.
Btw, I'm nearly done with your letter of DOOM!; it should be sent off this weekend. As I said, run while you still can.
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