[Opium]

Hey! This is NeoMatrix's Congrats Party Thread!
I'll get it started just as any proper party should be started: with a song!

NeoMatrix's Song, or rather, What Opium Does When She's On Meds

Going to the chapel and he's
Gonna get married
Stayin' away from the chilli and he's
Not inviting John or TopHatMan
Going to the chapel of love

Spring is here
the Shipper's are blue
Nemoy sings and
Shatner too!
Todays' the day that
Trekkies say "BOO"
"cause their ships got sunk once again
dah dah dah

[Repeat Chorus]

Cell phones will ring
John will die and(hey hey hey yeah)
He'll be brought back
By TopHatMan and Karl (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
The'll chat all day till
The end of time
And they'll never be lonely anymore
[Repeat Chorus]