[KillerGodMan]

Okay, I've got the script

It's long, so I'll post it in multiple posts

here's Scene 1...

War Stars

Episode MCLXVI
A new hope will take on Wanobi, the evil Lord of Doom

Cast of Characters

Binks Jar-Jar…Kyle B. (That's me)
Solo Han…Spencer M.
Wanobi…Blair A.

??? - Not so long ago…
In a galaxy over that way…
No, not that way, over there, yes, there…
(Start Backwards Star Wars theme)


Scene #1 – Outside the Subway

BINKS and SOLO enter stage left. They are in front of The Subway (represented by a table) in the background is Binks’ home, (a sheet covering the rubble to show the home destroyed)

BINKS JAR-JAR – Wessa go to the Subszway now?
SOLO HAN – Okay, but no goober tongue special this time.
BINKS – how come, Moy, Moy?
SOLO – Because we were thrown out last time because you were slurping your tongue
BINKS – Oopsies!
SOLO – Alright, let’s go… AND BEHAVE!
BINKS – okeday!

BINKS and SOLO walk to the Subway store

SANDWICH ARTIST – Waddya want?
SOLO – I’ll have one slime ball sub please, with meatballs
BINKS – Messa have the Goober Tongue special…
SOLO – (Interrupting Binks) AHEM!
BINKS – Oh, fine, Messa have a meatball sub, with everything on it. Moy, Moy
SOLO – That’s better

BINKS and SOLO eat in silence, in the background, the chosen tracks from 101 sound effects – The Machines of War play in the background, BINKS and SOLO than get up to leave.

SOLO – Do you have the stamps?
BINKS – Yep
SOLO – Good, now we have enough to get a lifetime supply of stamps for the actual subway, let’s go home now

BINKS and SOLO exit stage left.
In the background;
BINKS: NOOO! Mine house!

End of Scene #1

Oh, by the way, I'm going to list the full credits at the end