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ost_uid0]Okay, time to finish this. I think the best compromise is Kira's first scene followed by 17's:
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] The most important thing about the Matrix, Neo, is to always be on your guard and never to be distracted by, say, extremely hot women in red dresses.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Hey! Â How come she's wearing a dress this time?
(She morphs into an Agent)
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Gyaa!
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] That's why.
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ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Agents are the most dangerous things here. But you don't have to worry about dealing with them, because you have the most powerful weapon in the history of this place in your arsenal.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Your old movies.
And if that's not the best compromise... cry me a river.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short
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FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of
scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17]
IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction