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ost_uid0]Woo! This is like mega-update month or something!
Parallels got fived! That's one of my fave TNG eps ever, I'm so happy! I particularly liked:
[b
ost_uid0]Worf:[/b
ost_uid0] I would like you to become Alexander's soh-chim.
[b
ost_uid0]Troi:[/b
ost_uid0] His soh-chim?
[b
ost_uid0]Worf:[/b
ost_uid0] It's Klingon for "last-resort babysitter."
[b
ost_uid0]Crusher:[/b
ost_uid0] Worf, I remember you telling me that you lost the bat'telh tournament. You even got a concussion.
[b
ost_uid0]Worf:[/b
ost_uid0] I won that tournament and I can prove it. Here, read this trophy.
[b
ost_uid0]Crusher:[/b
ost_uid0] "This trophy is hereby awarded to Worf for his shameful loss, terrible bat'telh skills, and really bad goatee. Ha ha, Worf."
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ost_uid0]Worf:[/b
ost_uid0] That's a lie! My goatee looks great!
[b
ost_uid0]Worf:[/b
ost_uid0] My personal log will prove that I'm not imagining things.
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ost_uid0]Worf's Personal Log:[/i
ost_uid0] No it won't.
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ost_uid0]Worf:[/b
ost_uid0] But --
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ost_uid0]Log:[/i
ost_uid0] You suck. Get over it.
Mirror, Mirror was also really funny:
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ost_uid0]Mirror Sulu:[/b
ost_uid0] Hey babe, I'm a minority... you're a minority.... You know what that makes us?
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ost_uid0]Uhura:[/b
ost_uid0] Secondary characters.
And my fave:
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ost_uid0]Mirror Chekov:[/b
ost_uid0] Gotcha!
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ost_uid0]Kirk:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh no, an evil Tuvok episode!
[b
ost_uid0]Mirror Chekov:[/b
ost_uid0] Jeez, you'd think you'd have learned my name by now.
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ost_uid0]Kirk:[/b
ost_uid0] Wait a sec....
(SLAP!)
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ost_uid0]Mirror Chekov:[/b
ost_uid0] Waaaaah!
[b
ost_uid0]Kirk:[/b
ost_uid0] Ohhh yeah.... You're the guy we hurt a lot!
[b
ost_uid0]Mirror Guard:[/b
ost_uid0] Shall I take him to the booth?
[b
ost_uid0]Kirk:[/b
ost_uid0] Yes, maximum setting.
I've only ever watched like 2 and a half episodes of Sliders before, but still laughed at 'Prince of Wails,' and 'Sleapers' looks like a lot of fun. Great job everyone!
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ost_uid0]Happy 3rd Birthday![/b
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