04-24-2005, 05:36 AM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Originally Posted by Opium
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Originally Posted by NeoMatrix
8. Archer writes, "I am having a romantic evening with three beautilful women...". Captain Kirk adds later, "I walked in and beat Archer up, which he enjoyed for some odd reason, then took the women with me.
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Nothing wrong about it :twisted: 
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Originally Posted by Scooter
6. Kes writes: “Neelix paused outside Janeway's quarters. Was he being presumptuous? The captain had certainly seemed to encourage him with all her jokey banter about his coffee, but was she truly interested? Then a misty, faintly Okampan presence seemed to drift through his mind. ‘Ask her out,’ it seemed to plead desperately. ‘Please! I'm begging you!’ Reassured, Neelix rang the captain's doorbell. ‘Come!’ she replied forcefully from within...”
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Now, this is wrong--but still funny!
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