[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Further favorites:

[quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0][Insert the entire "The Changing Face of Evil" fiver here, especially the peppers parts][/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]



[quoteost_uid0]Kai Winn: Oh, Solbor was a lovely man; I would never kill him, mutilate his body and use him as a hat stand. Ahem.
Guard: Duh, okay. Me cwever and happeee now.
Dukat: So where's the body?
Kai Winn: Look, I don't have a collection of hat stands for nothing, you know.
...
Gowron: Hmmm, I'm one of Worf's enemies, the series is nearly over... I don't suppose anyone's seen a list around here with my name on it?
...
Gowron: Well, now that the niceties are done with -- I'm assuming control of the fleet.
Worf: Oh he is [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] on the list.[/quoteost_uid0]



Most of "Tacking into the Wind", particularly
[quoteost_uid0]Worf: I think that Gowron is a big stupid head who is soooo stupid that he can't see past his large, glazed eyes. That are stupid-looking.
...
Garak: Oh heck -- Damar, your family's dead.
Damar: I have one?
Kira: YES! Yes you do! And the Dominion has killed it just like the Cardassians killed families during the occupation!
Garak: Wow, that was deep.
Kira: Just milking the scene's emotional context. Wanna go shoot things now?
...
Kira: Dead people... all around... I... have... power....
Odo: Oh crud -- the weapon isn't installed yet.
Kira: ...or... possibly... Shatner-itis...
...
(SMASH! )
Worf: HEY! You... threw me through glass? Me? ME?
Gowron: Uh oh....
Worf: I AM A REGULAR CHARACTER! YOU WILL DIE!
Gowron: GAK!
Worf: And thus the body count continues to increase.[/quoteost_uid0]
:O :lol:



[quoteost_uid0]Bashir: Well, we're in Sloan's head.
O'Brien: Cop-out! We're still on DS9!
Sloan: Hello. Welcome to my head.
O'Brien: (cough)
Sloan: The DS9 Art Director designed it.
O'Brien: Thank you.
Sloan: Well hurry along -- I won't let you die!
Bashir: Well he seems nice enough.
Sloan: Oh wifie, Rebecca -- how I wuv you! I'm sorry for all the pain I caused -- GAK!
The "Real" Sloan: Aha! You shall never find the cure -- NEVER![/quoteost_uid0]
--the tongue-twister cure



[quoteost_uid0]Ezri: Sweet Zombie Jesus!...
Sisko: I think I can make out "Delta Flyer" on the side.[/quoteost_uid0]
--all the "coincidences" in the last few lines of the same paragraph
--Weyoun's transformations
--Quark channelling Picard



--the entire fifth paragraph of "WYLB"
[quoteost_uid0]Kai Winn: Yeah, whatever. Just drink it, it's only poisonous.
Dukat: Okay... hey! GAK!
Kai Winn: Ooh, I'm such a minx! Tee hee!
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Sisko Prophet: I'm not coming home.
Kasidy: Ever?
Sisko Prophet: Well perhaps next year, when there's a yard sale on.
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Kira: Report to your new chief of operations -- Commander Morn!
Morn:
Kira: He's ecstatic, really.[/quoteost_uid0]



Absolutely fantastic work, Andy! I'm ecstatic too. :bigsmile:[/colorost_uid0]