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Old 06-06-2003, 02:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Amazingly enough, none of the scenes I had set aside while processing for later comment were ones pointed out by Derek. Some of my highlights:

[bost_uid0]Female Shapeshifter:[/bost_uid0] Are we there yet?
[bost_uid0]Weyoun:[/bost_uid0] No.
[bost_uid0]Female Shapeshifter:[/bost_uid0] Are we there yet?
[bost_uid0]Weyoun:[/bost_uid0] No.
[bost_uid0]Female Shapeshifter:[/bost_uid0] Are we there yet?
[bost_uid0]Weyoun:[/bost_uid0] No. Hang on -- where are we going again?
[bost_uid0]Female Shapeshifter:[/bost_uid0] Shut up, you're spoiling the ominous atmosphere!

[bost_uid0]Breen:[/bost_uid0] Blah... Mwuh... Ugh... Mwar... Blurgh. (Belch.)
[bost_uid0]Worf:[/bost_uid0] I know you are but what am I?

[bost_uid0]Bashir:[/bost_uid0] So who are you pouring that drink for?
[bost_uid0]Quark:[/bost_uid0] Ezri.
[bost_uid0]O'Brien:[/bost_uid0] You know she's not back yet?
[bost_uid0]Quark:[/bost_uid0] Damn this continual story arc!

[bost_uid0]Rusot:[/bost_uid0] You know, when we joined the Dominion I thought we would rule the galaxy. Instead, we are better off now than when we were at war with the Klingons, and I for one am disappointed!
[bost_uid0]Damar:[/bost_uid0] Yeah, me too! Hang on....
[bost_uid0]Rusot:[/bost_uid0] Rebel now. Question later.

[bost_uid0]Dukat:[/bost_uid0] Oh, shut up and read the Kosst Amojan.
[bost_uid0]Kai Winn:[/bost_uid0] But it is forbidden!
[bost_uid0]Dukat:[/bost_uid0] The first 100 readers get a free "I Am Evil" t-shirt.
[bost_uid0]Kai Winn:[/bost_uid0] Sold!

[bost_uid0]Worf:[/bost_uid0] HEY! You... threw me through glass? Me? ME?
[bost_uid0]Gowron:[/bost_uid0] Uh oh....
[bost_uid0]Worf:[/bost_uid0] I AM A REGULAR CHARACTER! YOU WILL DIE!

[bost_uid0]Worf:[/bost_uid0] I'll send the elevator back down.
[bost_uid0]O'Brien:[/bost_uid0] Your console does that?
[bost_uid0]Worf:[/bost_uid0] Chief, I've been on Deep Space Nine for the best part of four years now, but my role has never properly been defined. Believe it or not, that is all my console ever did.

[bost_uid0]Kira:[/bost_uid0] So you're a lieutenant now, Nog?
[bost_uid0]Nog:[/bost_uid0] Yeah. I bet Captain Sisko pushed for the idea.
[bost_uid0]Kira:[/bost_uid0] Actually, since everyone left, we've been promoting everybody. Report to your new chief of operations -- Commander Morn!
[bost_uid0]Morn:[/bost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Kira:[/bost_uid0] He's ecstatic, really.

Good job, Andy. [/colorost_uid0]
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