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Old 12-03-2003, 03:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Maybe split that up into two paragraphs, something like this:


Neo: What did the Oracle tell you?
Morpheus: She told me that I shall stop slapping people with fish. And that I shall find THE FIVE.
Neo: Uh, don't you mean "THE ONE"?
Morpheus: UmÂ… erÂ… umÂ… hey, look over there! Spoons!
Neo: Ooo, shiny!

Neo: Hey, Spoon Boy, can I have a spoon?
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon. You must understand that that which you perceive to be a spoon is simply an unconfused astroprojection of underlying subconscious metaphors representing the focused power of will and Dilbert.
Neo: I like shiny thingsÂ…
Spoon Boy: Oh, just bend the stupid spoon already, Kid!
Neo: How?
Spoon Boy: Use the forks, dummy.[/colorost_uid0]
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