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((Or bluer. I've forgotten which tint goes where.))
Weird kid: There is no spoon.
Neo: Then what am I holding?
Weird kid: A spork.
Neo: Ah. *spork bends* Ow! I sprained a neuron.
((That kid's a boy?))
Morpheus: There were five before you.
Neo: What happened to them?
Morpheus: They burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp.
Possible Tick reference to Spoooooon!
Bah. My initial offerings are always sub-par, plus I always forget whatever brilliance I've dreamed up in advance.[/color
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