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10. Mayhem. Lots and lots of mayhem.
9. "Be wewy, wewy, quiet! I'm hunting Womulans!"
8. When consoles explode, the redshirt doesn't die, but just turns into a smoking, blinking black crisp.
7. As a matter of fact, no matter how many times you crush, explode or drop the same redshirt down the side of thousand foot cliffs, he's always back, whole and perfect, in the very next scene.
6. The Enterprise bears an overlarge ACME logo on its nacelles.
5. Paris starts addressing the Doctor with "What's up, Doc?" and chews on carrots.
4. Alternate ending to Endgame: When being pursued by the Borg, Janeway uses the deflector dish to paint a wormhole on the side of a sun. Voyager goes through it and ends up in the Alpha Quadrant, whilst the pursing Borg ship gets fried to the crisp in the sun's core.
3. B'Elanna has a bad habit of turning into a whirling tornado and destroying every inch of Engineering when she's in a bad mood.
2. When Kirk punches someone, he doesn't fall over, but instead develops a series of hairline cracks, then crashes to the ground in pieces.
And the #1 result of a Star Trek - Looney Tunes Crossover:
1. Garibaldi becomes a die-hard Trekkie and converts the entire crew of B5 to his new fandom. They then lose the Shadow War spectacularly because everyone was too tied up arguing the fine points of DS9 plots.
And because my ego is having way too much fun today:
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