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10. Clicking on certain permutations of smilies triggers the opening of one's hard drive and the extension of a cartoonish "Hammer of Newbie Smiting" which promptly whacks you over the head a dozen times. One such combination is :eyeroll: :swear:
:zzz: --OW! OW! OW! I didn't mean i--OW!...
...ooooh. Okay, I'm back.
9. We have Chili Cookoffs every other Friday
8. Zuke is really Zeke from an Alternate Evil Universe Of Great Evilness
7. NAHTMMM is really NAHTMMM from an Alternate Funky Universe of Great Weirdness
6. When you rearrange the forums' titles in a certain way and read the results backward, you find a subliminal message commanding you to pledge allegiance to coconuts. Or possibly crocodiles. We're not quite sure yet.
5. Certain forumgoers are currently working on a Secret Plan of Evil involving world dominance via pie missile launchers. They don't want it to be publicly known, though, and they're pretty violent about making sure it isn't, so I wouldn't let on I knew about it if I were you...
[i
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Whoops, that's the door. Hold on a minute. [i
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*from far away*[/i
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ost_uid0] Arggghh! :dead:
4. The above was [i
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3. Doctors have proven that users can become incurably addicted to these fora in as few as (pie)*log("soon") days
2. There are people who actually know how many days the above refers to, but they're too meanie to tell the rest of us :crying:
1. [this rubbish has been deleted by the FBI, CIA, AFL-CIO, [b
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(This list has inspired me to write a TJI. A crazy TJI, with a brilliant concept but probably meh execution. Be afraid.
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