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10. "ZUUUUUUKE!"
9. List Item Number Nine Section *Under construction - for the last eight months*
8. This Just In - This reporter discovers that this reporter isn't real!
7. It's midges, NOT midgets!
6. Some poor chap called John gets killed every other post.
5. *THWAPS list item number five with the Hammer of Smiting*
4. "You must bring us a punnery!"
3. Every pie other pie word pie has pie to pie be pie the pie word pie pie.
2. Statement encapsulating list item number two in a humerous fashion.
1. I'll have the number one reason up soon, I promise.
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