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10: The drone assimilating you has a gumball machine implant on its arm.
9: Bumper sticker on the cube that says "Honk if you're into leather."
8: Cutting-Beam-Of-DOOM replaced by a can opener on a stick.
7: Well-choreographed operations now become well-choreographed slapstick routines.
6: Every "Resistance is futile" pronouncement followed by a laugh track.
5: Seven wakes screaming from a dream of a drone wearing pink fuzzy bunny ears.
4: The once monotone Voice of the Collective now sounds like Jim Carrey on hyronalin.
3: Drone personal weapon implants now fire cream pies.
2: After every weapons discharge, the Voice says "Mmm, pie."
1: The assimilation of a species now involves reducing it to 1/12th of its initial population.
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