[Ginga]

Okay, we'll take a break from Jingle Bells for a minute, and all the J/Cers in the vicinity can gather round for the bett4r version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer... :3

There was Picard and Crusher,
Riker and Troi.
Paris and Torres,
Worf and Dax.
But do you recall...
The most famous Trek 'ship of all...

Ja-aneway and Chakotay,
If they only had just kissed!
We-e, the poor, dear audience,
All this pain we could have missed.
It's really quite unnerving,
Since they make such a cute pair.
Why didn't wedding bells ring?
How could no producer care!?

Then one gloomy writing night,
Braga came to say,
"I've got an idea, that's right!
Seven, Chakotay, they'll kiss tonight!"

But that 'ship's not here to stay!
One day everyone will see...
Ja-aneway and Chakotay,
THIS IS HOW THINGS SHOULD JUST BE!


*takes a bow* :P