What a shock, I'm a sucker for geek humor:
A Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe for Chemists
I'll leave the instruction list full of chemist-babble on the website for those of you who are interested, but I'll give the ingredients list here for you to guess what the more common names are:
1.) 532.35 cm
3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm
3 NaHCO
3
3.) 4.9 cm
3 refined halite
4.) 236 cm
3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm
3 crystalline C
12H
22O
11
6.) 177.45 cm
3 unrefined C
12H
22O
11
7.) 4.9 cm
3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein ovoids
9.) 473.2 cm
3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236 cm
3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)
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nateurally to him.
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