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ost_uid0] An argument between a Bolian and an Andorian in a pub over who had bluer skin came to blows, and eventually escalated into what is now known as the Great Pigmentation War.
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ost_uid0] The Tribble Wars: The Klingon captain deems that Scotty's beaming of the Enterprise's entire tribble population into their engine room is an Act Of War under the 2202 Weapons Of Mass Destruction Agreement, and proceeds to launch a long, bloody campaign against them, culminating in the death of one crewmember who perished when Kirk accidentally spilled some orange juice into his console during the course of the battle.
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The Pig War of 1911: Austria and Serbia launch live pigs at each other across the Croatian border. Many innocent civilians do not survive the experience of having a 300-pound porcine projectile landing squarely on their heads. World Wars One and Two. [i
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