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[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. Two words: 'Nam flashbacks. (You don't want to know. Temporal Investigations still hasn't figured it out, either.)

6. He once tried to use the Ziolnikov Supernova program to heat his wok. The stench of superfried vegetables wouldn't go out for weeks.

5. He really, really sucks at the Jump program.

4. He once entered a malfunctioning Tribble colony program and couldn't be found until the entire holodeck had been shut down.

3. Due to some quirk in programming, all Federation holograms at once recognise that Neelix is an alien, and nobody wants those Irish folks to go lynch mob on them *again*

2. He could get shot at by holographic Nazis again - and Torres hasn't perfected their marksmanship yet.

I leave Nr. 1 to a more capable humorist. (If you find one, call me. )

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