[NAHTMMM]

Bashir: Quark's going to be all right, sir. Some masked men attacked him in his bar and branded him with an "O".
Odo: They also stuck these leaflets all over the walls.
Sisko: (reading) "Patriots, join together to overthrow Sisko!"
Kira: Sounds like they're getting serious. They used a word with two "O"s this time.


Jaro: All existing designations were inadequate, so we created a new one. It means "He Who Answers Directly to the Prophets."
Sisko: Congratulations. It's a title that must give you considerable latitude of action.
Li: Yes, but it's going to make it awfully tricky to submit my first annual report.

Heeheehee

Trey: Yeah, well, you were also the one who told me I wanted her in the first place. Come to think of it --
Jess: (slap) Bad Trey! No thinking! Let's get you some crack and casual sex before this gets out of hand.

:twisted:

Kirsten: Carter? I shouldn't be calling, but --
Carter's Answering Machine: Hi, you've reached Carter Buckley. Since you're calling me, you must care that I exist, so that makes you Kirsten. Please leave Sandy for me, Kirsten. Please please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE --
Kirsten: I really shouldn't be calling.

:lol:

Kirsten: Sandy, I'm so sorry! I was wrong all along! Starting now, in the middle of this intersection, I'm going to turn things around!
Car: (whizzes past)
Kirsten: I said, starting now I'm going to turn things around.
Another Car: (whizzes past)
Kirsten: And, um, I'm pregnant?
Truck: CRAAAAASSSH

:mrgreen:

Dr Soong: You're showing promise. Try taking a walk on the wild side.
Data: Does this mean I will be able to fall in love soon?
Dr Soong: Dream on.

Heheh.

Good stuff!

Derek: You're right -- it's about 7:57 PM. And there's nothing wrong with that. Nothing.

Zeke: That's not what I --

Derek: Do you have a problem with 7:57 PM?

Zeke: No! I'm just --

Derek: Good. Because there's nothing wrong with it.

Kira: Hey, weren't there going to be 5MV T-shirts?
Zeke: Look! Up in the sky! It's an abrupt change of subject!

Kira: (getting an evil grin) To fight them, wouldn't we have to... come out of their TV sets?
Zeke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (digs a hole in the floor and hides in it)
Derek: And why did he dig the hole with his eyelids?
Marc: I think he was too scared to move any other body parts.
Derek: And how did he dig the hole with his eyelids?

:lol: :lol:

Zeke: Is it... is it safe to....
Kira: (pulls hair in front of face, turns to Zeke, and opens one eye)
Zeke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
IJD: Whoa! I think he hit escape velocity!
Marc: (calling after Zeke) Say hi to Cassini-Huygens for me!

:lol:

IJD: Don't forget "For the Turkey is Hollow, and I Have Burnt the Stuffing."

:mrgreen: