5. "So a Ringbearer, an orc, Sauron, and a cute elf chick walk into a bar..."
4. Gimli: "What do you get when you cross Sauron with the One Ring? . . .Give up? You get death and DOOM for all of Middle Earth! Ha ha ha! . . . See, this is why I never do any stand-up."
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