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ost_uid0]Kirk: Mr. Spock, could this evil, supposedly intelligent bloodsucking cloud be able to hide from our sensors?
Spock: Only if it's an evil, supposedly intelligent bloodsucking molecular structure changing cloud.
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Creature: Woohoo! Five redshirts! Happy 900th birthday to me!
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McCoy: No, you're here because you're the only redshirt in history that has survived an away mission. And you have lines! We're going to study you!
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Kirk: We have no choice but to unleash Josh Hartnett's acting skills upon the creature. Get me 40 Days and 40 Nights.
Spock: Captain, surely you're aware that, as Starfleet officers, we're not allowed to do that.
Kirk: Do what?
Spock: Use weapons of mass destruction.
Kirk: Aww....[/quote
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:lol:
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ost_uid0]Kirk: Set a pursuit course, and open hailing frequencies. (ahem) Listen to me. You're a cloud. Clouds are pretty. Pretty things do not kill people. Therefore, your entire existence is illogical. Come on now, self-destruct! [i
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Heeheehee.
A very funny one, Nic.
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