A Reddit thread invents a game where one poster does a one sentence summary of an episode focusing on the most ludicrous element while still being accurate.
Some favorites:
Captain Picard's ability to count the number of lights that he sees is put to the test. He passes.
Kirk allows oblivious woman to jaywalk to her death.
Major Kira gets really mad at a wimpy filing clerk.
Picard makes some new friends, but Riker disapproves of this and tries to murder him.
Sisko, Bashir, Dax and Kira sing and skip to help line quarks pockets.
Captain Janeway kills a dude in cold blood using the transporter. Why? Because he existed, and his existence offended her.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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