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ost_uid0]I really need to read ahead.
[quote
ost_uid0]< Insert optional floaty fighter practice droid scene here, with or without a disbelieving Solo. All I can remember is "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them." >
Morpheus: [i
ost_uid0]Wheeee![/i
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Neo: Whoa! No way I'm trying that. See ya. Computer, exit Holodeck.
[i
ost_uid0](the door opens, on the rooftop on which Morpheus is standing.)[/i
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Neo: Oh, wonderful. Now I'll never get out of here.
Morpheus: Come on, Neo. Do it. [i
ost_uid0]ahem[/i
ost_uid0] Morpheus says to jump across the dizzying chasm.
Neo: Fine, I, I guess I'll try--
Morpheus: No! Do, or do not. There is no try.
Neo: I'm confused. Are you channeling Obi-Wan or Yoda? Here goes. [i
ost_uid0]Whee[/i
ost_uid0]--Oh crud, I'm doomed. Gak!
Neo: Ptui! Wha...? ...I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
Morpheus: That is why you fail. But also why you survive.[/quote
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