9. The mere concept is enough to send the Top Ten List thread into a coma that lasts for over a week.
8. Due to an extremely traumatic experience during his youth involving a hula hoop and a bowl of Cajun-style chili at a cookout, Porthos tends to lash out blindly whenever chili is mentioned.
7. That last alien takeover of the ship wouldn't have stood a chance if Tuvok hadn't distracted the crew with his musing over the deeper significance of the fact that "Porthos = chili" can be anagrammed into "Hot Lips = choir".
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