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10. The Journey of Samwise Gamgee, in full color
9. Whatever happened to Lorien? the miniseries
8. The Adventures of Gollum
7. The Tale of the Dwarves, with special guest star Grumpy
6. A five-part study on what happens to things that fall into fiery pits of doom
5. Strider's Tales, the movie
4. Merry and Pippin's Joke-off Marathon, twelve straight hours of madcap mayhem
3. LotR, the animated series, starring the voice talents of Elijah Wood, Joe Black, and that guy who brought everyone pizza
2. Hobbit Idol, the quest for the ultimate Hobbit singer
1. Arwen's life story, a twelve part epic tale
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