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9. Q: Send Frodo to Sherwood Forest and confuse him by threatening to kill Maid Merry-en.
8. Porthos: Bark! Bark! Bark!
7. Enterprise Klingons: Squish Hobbit, take Ring
6. Picard: Join forces with Magnito, er, Gandalf, and help transport Frodo to Mount Doom.
5. Odo: Get into eagle form, fly ring to Mount Doom
4. Uhura: Ask for it. Put it on. Keep it. Who ever expects her to be evil?
3. Troi: Points out something so obvious even Frodo is dumbfounded, and takes ring.
2. Evil Future Guy: Makes over-complicated plot to steal ring right as it enters Mount Doom instead of just stealing it when Frodo or Bilbo are asleep.
1. Spot: Meow! Meow moew, moew moew.
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