[Chancellor Valium]

5: Data hairdo: "I approximate a 99% probability that now is the time for me to say "Engage" - meaning, ........."
4: Riker hairdo: "Engage, and bring me my trombone...."
3: Worf hairdo: "Go to warp. What? It sounds less...dis-honourable than "engage"."
2: Geordi: "Recalibrate the forward thrust controls to create a quasi-forward motion....."
1: Chekov hairdo: "Yingeeage Nyumbyer One!"
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10: Picard: "I didn't get to this position by giving lifts to a bunch of degenerate freeloaders!"

9: Troi: "Well, Rikers just this guy, y'know? I sense that you think my attainment of the rank of commander is laughable."

8: Borg Queen: "Is the ship in sight?"
Borg Dron: "Yes, my lady. We have located the-"
BQ: "Don't answer back!"
BD: "But I-"
BQ: "I said don't answer back!
BD:"I didn't my lady!"
BQ: "You did! you did just then! You dare to lie to me?"
BD: "I'm sorry,my lady, I wouldn't, honest!"
BQ: "Guard! take it away! And take it apart!"
Borg Guard: "Take it apart, my lady?"
BQ: "Yes! You dare to question my orders?"
etc etc. Borg Queen exterminates half her sphere's crew at Ludicrous speed.