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10. Seven: Gets a personality
9. Janeway: Stops ordering coffee, black
8. Reed: Doesn't want to blow something up
7. Paris: Refuses to go on the holodeck
6. Sisko: Takes the baseball on his desk and tosses it, saying it's a useless sport
5. Hoshi: Sees something horrible and [i
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4. Chakotay: Doesn't crash a shuttle when he takes it out
3. Travis: Speaks.
2. Bashir: Refuses to play darts with O'Brien.
1. Tucker: Refuses to eat pecan pie.
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