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10. Warp engine really powered by hamsters
9. Hey, Barclay's transporter phobia is really funny. Let's base a whole series on it!
8. Shields (er, hull plating) can be penetrated by tossing a piece of popcorn at the ship
7. Hoshi wins both the Whiniest Character Since Wesley Award [i
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6. Trip hasn't even mentioned mint juleps
5. I still have nightmares about Phlox's toenails
4. Because of continuity, alien species limited to those seen in "Journey to Babel"
3. Can't they get Travis to shut up for once?
2. Archer/T'Pol sexual tension too restained compared to Kirk/Spock
And the Number One Reason why the Enterprise is a Dinghy of Suckitude
1. Not enough Zephram Cochrane cameos
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