Oh boy, it's all fantastic.
I'd have to list most of it just to list my favorites, so I'll just list my
very favorites. Or something like that.
Quote:
Aragorn: Well, we can't stop because... um....
Legolas: Because we have to rescue Merry and Pippin.
Aragorn: Right. Who were....
Legolas: Taken by Orcs! Honestly, if you didn't spend so much time trying to make yourself look rugged and manly, maybe you'd remember these things.
Aragorn: Hey, I'm not the one who insisted on packing his skin and hair-care products before we left Amon Hen.
...
Rohirrim: Sir, look! His shirt!
Eomer: "I was ambushed by Orcs and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." Curse those foul creatures and their novelty clothing!
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Heehee.
Quote:
Uruk-Hai: We told you to eat something before we left. Nobody touches the halflings.
Orcs: But they're snack size!
Uruk-Hai: Bite us.
Orcs: Gladly!
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:mrgreen:
Quote:
Legolas: A red sun rises....
Aragorn: What's your point?
Legolas: No point. It's just pretty.
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Hahaha!
Quote:
Eomer: Halt! How dare you trespass on our poorly marked and unguarded borders!
Aragorn: We, er... give me a sec, I think it has something to do with Orcs.
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Heeheehee...
Quote:
Pippin: Oh, like you could have come up with a better plan while being chased by Orcs and attacked by the Rohirrim.
Aragorn: Quiet, you, you're only in the flashback.
Pippin: Aw.
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Quote:
Aragorn: Gandalf!
Gimli: You're alive!
Legolas: You've discovered soap!
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Bwahahaha!
The Aragorn-Eowyn conversation is great too
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