[NAHTMMM]

Stone: Computer, start recording. We are here to determine whether or not to proceed with a court martial of Captain James T. Kirk--
Kirk: I swear, I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Stone: --concerning perjury and possible negligence resulting in the death of Lieutenant Commander Ben Finney.
Kirk: Oh, that.
Stone: Explain what happened.
Kirk: Well, I noticed that she had a little too much to drink. So I hailed a taxi and--

Heheheh.

Cogley: I brought a lot of books in here to research your case. I hope you don't mind.
Kirk: How'd you get into my apartment?
Cogley: You see, books are a beautiful thing....
Kirk: I'm calling security.

Spock: I hypothesize that Vulcans do not speculate.

Bwahahaha! And BOOM goes the computer :twisted:

Kirk: Mr. Sulu, report and hey! What have you done with my redshirt? Starfleet bills me for those, you know.

:lol:

Kirk: That's right, so I'm relieving you of your command and putting someone else in charge who can actually follow orders. Lieutenant Uhura?
Uhura: Yes, Captain?
Kirk: Find the highest ranking man still on the ship and have him take over.

Bahahahaa!

Kirk: That'll teach the wall to ignore me.

ROFL!



Great stuff, both of you!