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Old 03-13-2004, 11:08 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Cleopatra"]But the elephants are still distant?

My..I may have to send out my stampead[/quoteost_uid0]
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. Here come the elephants over the hill.
Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. Here come the grapes over the hill. (She was colorblind.)


Q. Why did the elephant wear green tennis shoes?
A. So he could walk across pool tables without being seen.


Q. How can you tell an elephant's in bed with you?
A. By the "E" on his pajamas.


Q. How can you tell an elephant is hiding in your refrigerator?
A. By his footprints in the butter.


Q. How do you get down off an elephant?
A. You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck.


Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. To stamp out forest fires.
Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. To stamp out flaming ducks.



Phew, all that was blocked up. I feel much better now. [/colorost_uid0]
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