[Sa'ar Chasm]

Sisko: Oh please, you should know you can't strong-arm me into giving you the vaunted Bajoran terrorist.
Dunar: Something tells me I should be killing you for that last line.

If only I knew what it was. Hint, please?

(WHOOSH, in the background!)
Kira: Quick! Get him medical attention.
Bashir: I bet I grow up to be a spy! I'm so good at figuring out what's going on!

I'm the same way.

Kira: Los, we need the Federation because they provide wormhole protection, and they've got a great insurance plan for it with the optional Occupation rider.
Los: So selling out to them is all about money?
Kira: When it comes to the wormhole, we don't want to do anything that will hurt our prophets.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! That's even worse than all the times that joke has popped up in the series itself.

Garak: No reason, no reason. Now off you go.... So, Doctor, how do your clothes fit?
Bashir: Garak, you gave me a dress.
Garak: A very becoming one, I might add.

Cross-dressing is only funny when it happens to someone else.

Bashir: What's bilitrium?
Garak: Like any unheard-of chemical substance, it's a highly volatile explosive. All Los would need to make a bomb would be a toothpick, a rubberband, and an old sock.

MacGyver called. He wants his schtick back.

I think the reason all these imaginary chemicals are so unstable is because they can't possibly exist in reality.

Sisko: So, how do we stop Los?
Odo: Unfortunately we can't arrest him since he hasn't actually done anything, so that basically just leaves one option.
Kira: Yeah, I'll have to take a shuttle and go along with him until he actually does something illegal.
Odo: I meant summary execution.

I love Odo. So straightforward.

Los: Shut up, I've reached over-the-top-villain status, my motivations aren't important anymore! And besides, you'll be responsible for their deaths since you forced me to detonate the bomb.
Kira: Why do villains always use this logic? Why does it always work?

Los: Next stop, the wormhole, where I intend to explode the bomb and seal the opening! Mwahahaha!
Kira: Well, we can't have that! I must keep you from the wormhole by... going inside the wormhole! That'll stop you!
Los: Huh?

Quit pointing out the plotholes. It's too easy. *g*

O'Brien: I'll beat you two apart. I'll take you both together!
Bashir: (to Sisko) I guess not very long.
O'Brien: What happened? Why I am on this wall? Why is my hair falling out?
Bashir: Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. You got radiation when that conduit blew up in your face.
O'Brien: At least opening a conduit didn't kill me.
Sisko: Yet.

Incon---tinent. Thank you, Google.

Kira: So then the Romulans insinuated that you were attracted to me!
Odo: How perspicacious of them.
Kira: Prespicacious? Let me use your computer to look up the definition.
Odo: I'd rather you didn't....
Kira: What's this on your computer? "The Odo/Kira fan fiction archive"?

By sheer coincidence, I just watched the episode with the scene wherein Quark catches Odo reading trashy romance novels.

Odo: So those Klingons on board are actually spies.
Sisko: A Klingon spy? Aboard a space station? This sounds really familiar.
Odo: You mean you haven't placed all the references? Wow... just wow.

Apparently he *still* hasn't seen the episode.

Sisko: We've discovered all your secrets.
Ruwon: Including how they get the caramel into the Caramilk bar?
Sisko: Yes, it sucks.

Enzymes, actually.

Nicely done, looking forward to more tomorrow.