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Old 12-03-2004, 10:36 PM
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My favorites are
Quote:
Smith: I need the codes to Zion!
Morpheus: Why?
Smith: Can't get past the second boss.
Morpheus: Ever tried the Drill Gun?
Smith: Now there's an idea...
(which would go well with the Block 25 we seem to be happy with)


Quote:
Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please.
Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels.
Neo: But your ad campaign...
Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all?
(which is just plain silly)


Quote:
TANK: What do you need?
NEO: Lightsabers. Lots of lightsabers.
TRINITY: Sweet deal! I've always wanted to use one of these--
GEORGE LUCAS: Copyright infringement alert! Hayden, attack!
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: *sobs*
GEORGE LUCAS: Can't you do anything aside from cry?
NEO: Never mind, lets just go with guns.
(also just plain silly; unfortunately it doesn't cover the lobby scene)
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